Thoughs of the day #1

Ahh yes some times it can be simply too hard for my explosive mind to think of a full on rant about even the smallest subjects such as, if a bird was to shit on my head if I was only walking around the back yard like a little loner (dam those mofoing pigeons… go to Russia or Cyberia and freeze your little ticks off).

Well anyway without letting this turn in to a rant of its own, I shall get on with my sudden though of the day..:

“Hmmm, a wise old git once said that money was hard to come by, but ever so fucking easy to spend (with the whole beard feeling thing)” which is right in some aspects, but these days there is just shit all in the shops! Having been out on a mission to spend some dosh I find the only thing even possibly worth buying is a big issue… but only because the guy selling it is singing, “Big big issue man” in a slightly wank Caribbean voice, when he is actually just some homeless DUDE who wants some floating cash to get his next fix… I mean come on you thick swine, how dumb do you think I am?Sod off!

They all need a bloody good Glasgow kiss.


1 comment so far

  1. Jak on

    Truth be told my friend.
    I can never think of what to buy.
    The other day i gave in and went into primark with some of my halfwitted, no scratch that, dumbass buddies.
    and bought a pir of shoes in the wrong size and a hoodie that ive worn once because some freaky goth guy made me jump by saying bang right infrint of my face and made me spill pepsi down it.
    And don’t get me started on the age verification thing.
    I went to buy Die hard 4 limited edition which ive been after for a while (im a dvd fanatic)
    And it wuz onli £5. And they asked for ID.
    WHere the fuck am i going to get ID from at this age!?!?!?
    I dont have a passport yet so i need to spend more money than i want to get a passport to buy thi film!
    What is it about me that doesnt make me look 15!?!?!?
    Fucking shops. They aren’t going to die if they sell me a DVD. And if i dared ask the guy infront of me he would probably look down his nose at me and refuse. I AM FUCKING 15. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE MY FUCKING PARTNER IN CRIME FOR BUYING ME THE FUCKING BUTTERFLY EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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