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Though of the day #2

Why is so that some people believe it best to not get along with their fellow man. Instead of being willing to let minor imperfections go by the by they take them as extremities and go on to blow them out of proportion.
In simple moronic terms; one dude does something to slightly upset another dude and dude number two takes it too far.
What my point is if they had an IQ between them they would think that it would wise to get the hell on with shit, like shagging sheep… :/

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Swine Flu

Yes swine flu, the flu of swines. Very much similar to normal flu which millions of people catch, then live, then get on with their lives; except this type of flu comes with something called, ‘the media.’ Yes people say it is almost identical but more deadly; ok so how do you work that one out then smart asre?
Right so let me get this straight, what we have here is a straign of a pig virus which has transitioned into humans and is now infecting the entire world population? Well I have a few things to say about that (as you might of imagined):
1. [possibly the one thing that nobody wants to own up to, unless you take great plesure out of beastiality] Who was the first person to have sex with a pig and also decided that whilst they were at it they might as well not use a Johnson?
2. Is this whole pandemic business just a big I am Legend rip off? I mean just how many more films are there going to be about a virus that kills all, sparing the odd imunities. Next they will be saying how there are two types of the virus; airborne and passive subjection, and that dogs are only imune to the airborne straign.
3. Oh no wait there is no 3! FAIL

Ok what I am really trying say is, if you have it, big deal, just shut your self in a room for a while and a course of antibiotics should sort you out good and proper! Above all else don’t go around blowing your own trumpet saying for example, “hey guys, you’ll never guess what the doctor diagnosed me with!”
“herpees?”
“well yes but other than that… SWINE FLU! =D”
This will only make you look like a first class dipstick, hence shush your mush; people might start to hang around with you that way! Who knows?

Chao.

Thoughs of the day #1

Ahh yes some times it can be simply too hard for my explosive mind to think of a full on rant about even the smallest subjects such as, if a bird was to shit on my head if I was only walking around the back yard like a little loner (dam those mofoing pigeons… go to Russia or Cyberia and freeze your little ticks off).

Well anyway without letting this turn in to a rant of its own, I shall get on with my sudden though of the day..:

“Hmmm, a wise old git once said that money was hard to come by, but ever so fucking easy to spend (with the whole beard feeling thing)” which is right in some aspects, but these days there is just shit all in the shops! Having been out on a mission to spend some dosh I find the only thing even possibly worth buying is a big issue… but only because the guy selling it is singing, “Big big issue man” in a slightly wank Caribbean voice, when he is actually just some homeless DUDE who wants some floating cash to get his next fix… I mean come on you thick swine, how dumb do you think I am?Sod off!

They all need a bloody good Glasgow kiss.

Enrichment (sucks)

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I see I haven’t created a proper rant in some time; well thanks to my Ipod touch my best rant yet about weather was deleted in the process of uploading… stupid fucking pile of steamy shit! It’s pissed me so off so I’m now refusing to use the wordpress app on my (intelligent) pod ever again, hence I am sat in a graphics lesson in a wank school that smells like shit, writing my new blog in motherfucking WORD!! It just sucks ass!

So this rant will have to live up to that of my no longer existent weather gripe. Hmmm what a to do. Well I will start be announcing that I am in my last full week of school before, shit all happens for 6 excellent weeks!! However this week has not yet endend and during this time all the bad shit in the world could happend to me: rape, manslaughter, sacrification the to Aztec god Chalchiutlicue, then finally dug up and shagged in a legal act of necrofilia.

But anyway, asuming all that stuff doesn’t happen to me within the next five days, I will instead have to suffure school enrichment practices… bull fuck!