Random topics Pt1

Those with a high enough IQ to know what day it is, might also acknowledge that this particular gripe will emerge in several different sections, this being part the first.
Hence…
One eyed trolls: this is a nick name which I have generously dedicated to girls who cake themselves in excessive amounts of orange make up. Yes SLAGS!! These clapped up kiddy fuckers have fucked X’ number of people mutiple times causing their clunge to hang low like all the shit on the Matalan shelves. If they fuck this hard for any further length of time they will be tripping over themselves! Is it that hard to just plug yourself or take on a bit of DIY? Also don’t go walsing around the place with your floppy, fat tits half hanging out, so we all have so notice you… scanky Kunts or what?!

At this this point I would like to make some kind of laughable link to another subject but I’m really not that fucked with this particular post… Which cleverly links me into my topic of Lazy Twats ((like what I did there?) yes it was shit I know!). Yes lazy kunt strumers enjoy watching those around them suffer in sacrolidge whilst they sit there on their fat arses, beating one out. If I had my way then these chodes would be the answer to our ever growing energy crisis; no not burning them (although would also be effective) but instead making them work before death… I like to call it energy slavery. Make the culprits go to a wind farm on a windless day (excuse the term) climb into a humanly modified hamster wheel, and run their fucking nadgers off!

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1 comment so far

  1. squ1r3ll on

    Ooohhh… Burn…


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